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Roast your FPL mini-league.

Paste your league ID and get a shareable weekly report: who won, who benched a haul, who threw the armband away, who's been taking hits like it's a personality. Built to be dropped straight into the league group chat.

Your league ID is the number in the URL when you open your classic league on the official FPL site: …/leagues/123456/standings/c

See a sample roast first →

👑 Manager of the Week

And seven more weekly awards: Wooden Spoon, Bench Disaster, Captain Calamity, Hit Merchant, Template Sheep, The Maverick, Free Faller.

😈 Actually funny

The roast is written fresh for your league's actual numbers every gameweek — specific, sharp, and safe for the group chat.

📲 Made to share

One tap to WhatsApp or X with a preview card that does the talking. New roast after every gameweek.

Questions

Do I need to log in or give my FPL password?

No. The roast uses only the public league data the official FPL API exposes — the same standings anyone in your league can see. We never ask for passwords.

When does the roast update?

After each gameweek finishes. During the season, check back every Monday — same link, fresh roast.

How big can my league be?

The roast covers the top 20 teams in the league — perfect for classic mini-leagues of mates.

What about pre-season?

Reports go live once Gameweek 1 of the 2026/27 season has been played (deadline: 21 August). Bookmark your link now, and look at the sample roast meanwhile.