The Office League
Gameweek 38 is in the books for The Office League, and it ended the way the whole season went: Sam quietly excellent, Maya throwing away first place in the final week, and Jonas discovering entirely new ways to lose points that were already his.
82 points for Sam — a masterclass in doing the obvious thing and letting everyone else self-destruct.
Marco's 38 points included a 1-point captain. That isn't bad luck, that's performance art.
Jonas benched 19 points. Nineteen. His bench outscored three starting line-ups in this league.
Jonas again — captained Isak for 2 while Watkins sat there with 13. The armband deserves better.
Omar took 12 points of hits in the last gameweek of the season. Committed to the bit until the very end.
Alice's 33% average ownership is the fantasy equivalent of ordering the same thing at every restaurant.
Marco's 8.9% ownership squad: either three moves ahead of the meta or three pints deep at the deadline.
Priya climbed two places on the final day — the fantasy manager's version of stealing the last biscuit.
The table of truth
| # | Team | Manager | GW | Captain | Bench | Hits | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 ▲ | Kane and Able | Sam | 82 | Haaland (14) | 3 | — | 2231 |
| 2 ▼ | The Ctrl-Alt-Defeat | Maya | 61 | Salah (8) | 4 | — | 2228 |
| 3 | Lord of the Ings | Deniz | 66 | Haaland (14) | 2 | -4 | 2190 |
| 4 ▲ | Game of Throw-Ins | Priya | 74 | Palmer (12) | 1 | — | 2144 |
| 5 ▼ | Absolutely Fabinho | Jonas | 49 | Isak (2) | 19 | — | 2101 |
| 6 ▼ | Pain in Diaz | Omar | 44 | Gordon (3) | 6 | -12 | 2067 |
| 7 | No Kane No Gain | Alice | 52 | Haaland (14) | 0 | — | 1998 |
| 8 | Expected Toulouse | Marco | 38 | Cunha (1) | 8 | -8 | 1912 |
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